Plooting

The act of eating ones booty hole.

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass

by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017

Ploomp

To be round or chubby. Synonym to plump.

A: Damn did you see that raccoon?

B: Yeah it was hella ploomp

by Dunder August 2, 2019

Plop and Togger

Two men simultaneously genitally stimulating each other while both take a shit. Essentially an advanced form of mutual Blumpkin. Bonus points are generally awarded if performed in a two seater outhouse.

Jake and Shawn really became good friends after they did the old Plop and Togger last week.

by Keweenaw Kid August 2, 2019

shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp

A type of rasberry dumpling

mmmm that was shling-a-flong-a-ploomp-ploomp tastic. yeeeeeah

by dumplingmaster May 17, 2010

rawt and plop

also, the rawt and plop.

rawt covers the grunting sounds made while trying to relieve constipation, and plop refers to the satisfying sound of excrements falling into the water below.

dude i really have to go rawt and plop, but ill text you later.

by mtcake July 18, 2010

Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.

Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop

by CholulaJew December 10, 2013

Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

by Jules7 September 14, 2015