Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025

Platonic Tension

In between a friendzone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and form an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been experiencing platonic tension since the beginning of the semester."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

Platonic

Just a common friend

My experience with this person is simply platonic

by anonymous March 27, 2022

Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

platonic soulmate

a deep, meaningful connection with someone you're not romantically or sexually attracted to, but with whom you feel a strong sense of understanding, intimacy, and connection

rhyne and alisha are platonic soulmates

by not allison/- April 18, 2025

Platonic

Unromantic and borderline sexually deviant

Hey babe, I know it is our first anniversary Sundy and it may be platonic to ask, but you wanna tag team Brian this weekend?

by tragicapathy June 2, 2021

Platonic Lust

When one or two people want to stay friends while doing coupley things without the stigmas of a dating relationship

I have a platonic lust for my friend(s)

by Complicated Shit? June 13, 2023