pitman surprise

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.

i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.

by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008

Pita Pit

The ancient Greco-Roman practice of having sex with another man's thighs.

You: "Yeah man, I didn't have a condom so we just pita pitted all last night."

Me: "Aw gross. Did you get tzatziki all over that?"

by kyleman11252969429 December 14, 2009

pita

1. Abbrefiation for ''Pain In The Ass''.

2. The flat bread the put shoarma or lettuce in.

1. That prick annoys me all the time! He's a real pita!

2. Last night I ate some pita's with shoarma just around the corner.

by P.I.T.A. March 2, 2010

Pitcairn

Pitcairn, PA, also known as Shitcairn. Small town located outside of Pittsburgh. Drug dealers paradise where the police do nothing about the problem. Also a haven for little skanks and no good bastard Mofo's. The parents have no concern over what their children do. Shitcairn, your kind of town.

Damn, I've seen better ppl on an episode of Cops than what is living in Pitcain.

by Putzinator May 2, 2004

PIFYAFFING

Pulling Ideas From Your Aspirations For FINancial Gain
- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success

PIFYAFFING examples:

e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along

e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits

e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.

e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.

e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!

e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Pityhole

A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?

Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.

Guy 1: Her Grandma died.

Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.

Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.

Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.

Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.

by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011