pity-like

The act of "liking" a friend's status on Facebook because no one else has liked their status.

Sounds like the perfect time for a pity-like.

by pityliker101 April 4, 2011

pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Pity Post

An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.

Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.

by Clockworkn January 19, 2021

Pity pall

A pity pall is a friend you have where your friendship is solely based on the fact that you both have depression.

Yes, I made this up myself

I really like to hang out with Bob, but I feel like he's just a pity pall.

by Super Nigger Faggot October 3, 2018

pity peekaboo

1. Repeatedly deactivating and reactivating your social media pages following a break-up.

2. Creating vague, pity-seeking social media posts which reference your unexpected new single life, but only in the most general way - and then deleting them.

"Chris and Bailey broke up. Did you see Bailey's Facebook statuses?"
"I'm looking for her page, but I can't find it. I think she deleted the whole thing!"
"Uh oh - pity peekaboo!"

by juliablank March 14, 2014

Pity Stealer

1: Diluke
2: Some who steals your pity in Genshin Impact

Bob Is A Pity Stealer!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021