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Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
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piningitis

The inflammation of the heart because of an intense act of pining for someone/something.

It can be caused by longing for someone who can't be yours and, etc.
Its effects are swelling, hard to breathe, having hallucinations that maybe they love you back and, etc.
Adam had piningitis when thinking about Karen.
by piningatsumu June 9, 2020
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pinnis

my names joe i got a big pinnis
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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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Pining

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.
Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.
by littleowlegion November 23, 2020
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panini head

panini head is a 'polite' way of saying f*ck.
'You panini head!'
by baamgyu December 25, 2020
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picinic

today we had a picinic in the lake
by picinic March 12, 2021
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