pickle rick

the funniest thing in humanity's wake

I kid you not; he then turns himself into a pickle. His name is Pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

by zanek111 March 30, 2020

You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016

Pickle Balls

The resulting odor on a male’s nut sack from recent intercourse with a female who previously douched prior to sex. The subsequent “extra fresh” smell on the man’s junk is reminiscent of vinegar emitting from an opened jar of pickles.

Bro, before work I went balls deep at Stacy’s and I just got a whiff of a ripe case of pickle balls. I hope no one smells it.

by Panama Pucker November 8, 2021

Pickle Chin

Boy I'm Really Boutta GEEET Yo Pickle Chin Ah Boy

"I love that pickle chin video"

by lilhuddysnpass March 25, 2019

Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

pickle skinner

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

by Meatneck December 25, 2020

Frozen Stink Pickle

When you defecate into a condom and proceed to freeze it and use it as a dildo.

Jenny borrowed my dildo so I had to make a frozen stink pickle.

by Shredward Norton March 2, 2011