Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

Peruvian Circumcision

When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.

Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.

by Linguine88 December 6, 2022

Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022

Peruvian Creampie

When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and

Ejaculate inside the ear

Damn, when I was a little kid my Dad used to always give me a Peruvian Creampie.

by HarryHarrington November 20, 2020

Peruvian PumpJack

It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.

Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack

by Hillbillyhurricane January 4, 2021

The Peruvian Oh Oh Oh

The type of WAP Peruvian women have..

it will definitely change your life and make you wanna be a better man. You must know how to swim to attain it. If you have it, you will want to bring her to meet your Mom. May cause you to call the police.

“Have you ever tried the Peruvian Oh Oh Oh? Cause I’m bout to change your life baby”

by ClaraJayyy January 6, 2021

Fake Peruvians

A kid who lies about being Peruvian and traveling the world.

Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah

by Caruso March 2, 2021