Peraser

Its a pen with a eraser on the end

Hey check out my new invention, its a peraser!

by Floridaphysicalscinece August 26, 2022

permstar

Permstars have permy hair with thick eyebrows looking like red from angry birds.

hey look, that guy called Abbas is a permstar

permstar has thick eyebrows

by Affan.chaudry123 January 22, 2023

Pergar’s burgers

Burger restaurant

Pergar’s burgers are best

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

French Periscope

When you wear two french womens vaginas as goggles.

im gonna use you as a french periscope

by gooeysoldier January 13, 2021

Zio perista

A man that reached the maximum essence of life. He directly speak with god and everyone should follow his words.
He's born in Italy, best country for pear, but is influence is going to expand in every corner of the word. Someone can think to become a zio perista, but the truth is that there is only one original zio perista (the first to say zio pera, our god) and all the others are just his followers.
Every follower is a zio perista with a number attached after, and the number reflect how near is your birthday to the birthday of god.

Oh man, i can't believe I found the ZIO PERISTA, every time he speak I'm listening the words of god.

Zio pera i want to meet the ZIO PERISTA, he is my god

I'm a ZIO PERISTA number 34, because I'm born 6 days after the ZIO PERISTA

by sessssone December 3, 2021

Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law

Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.

It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!

by QuacksO July 21, 2018

picker’s perks

When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.

Yayyy - I found a £5 note! Picker’s perks!! 😊

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019