Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023

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Performative

Someone (typically a male) who usually drinks matcha and listens to Clairo or any other trendy female singer as a type of performance to attract females

Dan: Since when do you drink matcha?
Peter: I’ve been drinking matcha
Dan: Your so performative

by 1uvmars_ August 1, 2025

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Perform

To do too much for someone.

Person 1: *writes your name all over their books*
Person 2: he really performs for me huh.

Person 1: *talks shit behind your back*
Person 2: that's obsessive. He really performs for me lmao.

by Cervix diver December 18, 2021

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Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 26, 2011

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Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

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