Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.

"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"

by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022

supple luscious pears

A term used for girls that don't have the largest breasts but still deserve to have an equally complementary term used to describe them

Also can be used in substitute for the phrase "small boobs"

Jack (whispering to Dan): She has small boobs

Rachel: What did he just say?

Dan: Ummm, ummm, he said you have supple luscious pears

Rachel: Oh...well thanks

by itryreallyhard1234 December 15, 2011

gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

Apple among Pears

Refers to someone who isn't quite like the rest but isn't cool either. Some say that "They suck less"

That guy is Apple among Pears, but he still sucks.

by FantasyBoy August 3, 2011

Shout out to all the pears

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014