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past life

A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013
mugGet the past lifemug.

cut and paste

I got an A on my essay which I copied and pasted from the internet
by AC October 24, 2003
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population paste

a male sperm load presented for female enjoyment
Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.

A good lyric me thinks!
by Rip Torn January 2, 2007
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fuck paste

Another term for semen/jizz/gentleman juice/cum/love sauce.
When trying to - in a rather dirty manner - persuade your ladyfriend to perform a certain act (adopt a Glaswegian (Scotland) accent):

"Dae ya fancy a swallay of ma fuck paste?"
by HateEvent March 8, 2007
mugGet the fuck pastemug.

Past-Proof

Word, Opinion or Statement that can be said without fear of being scrutinized by things that have been done in the past.
By saying dinosaurs are dead, it's past-proof.
by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020
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creation paste

semen
The gametes of a male that unite with the gametes of a female to form a zygote.

the bleach smelling stuff that is released upon the orgasm.
"Dood why does it smell like bleach in the bathroom" "oh sorry i was wanking off and left my creation paste in the sink
by bumtickler September 17, 2010
mugGet the creation pastemug.

Pickle Paste

Dude! My girl loves my pickle paste
by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019
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