carrot partnership

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.

"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"

by peetsissolame June 28, 2011

protein partners

someone you share vag juice and shnoop with. Basically someone you're boning real good!

Allan : I am going to "KEVIN" (FUCK YOU WITH MY BIG DICK!) you someday!

Me: Ewww! I DO NOT want to be protein partners with YOU! You got Aids or summat...! EwwwW!

by wangqiu May 18, 2014

turnt partner

The best friend that, no matter what state you are in, always gets you pumped up to turn up.

Joe was still depressed about his break up even after 2 weeks, but once his turnt partner Dylan showed up, he was ready to hit the clubs and booze all night long.

by knorton530 June 12, 2016

fortnite partner

In which you are in love with the person you play fortnite with everyday

"Oh wow BootyMaker8000 is my Fortnite Partner!

Oh wow BootyMaker8000 is my Fortnite Partner!Can't wait to tell him/her that!

by Leg-ault June 15, 2018

Lifesize Partner

A partner, lover, and or someone who is of similar size that as a result matches and fits important aspects of your own life. Examples include but are not limited to - equal measurement cuddling, sharing clothes, being able to enjoy the same outdoor activities with ease, living in a similar size space such as a van, tent or home with the same positives and negatives

"Even our toes cuddle making him the perfect lifesize partner!" "I cannot wear heels when we go out because I am taller than him making him a not so great lifesize partner." " I am so glad Enrique is my size because going spelunking with my ex would have been miserable because he was so tall and would end up complaining all the time"

by RicoVino November 13, 2019

Illy partner

The person that's there for you when you get sick for cuddles and food.

My illy partner

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 13, 2020

platonic partner

Someone you’re dating, but not in a romantic way. You’re like best friends with benefits, but better. If you don’t put /p after a so called “romantic” remark, you’re fucked.

Guy 1: dude, you’re the best platonic partner I ever had, ily bro /p
Guy 2: same bro ily too /p

by yourdrinksmellslikepiss February 17, 2021