puppy parkour

Parkour: holistic training for humans.
Puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.

When you get an untrained puppy and the motherfucker goes completely batshit insane every waking moment.

Jaylene: oh... I'm so glad school is out. Let's watch tv. 
BOOM! 
Jane: what was that?? 
Jaylene: oh... my new puppy. Bouncing off a wall.... or the couch... or... 
Jane: I haven't seen him yet... 
Jaylene: Every minute or so he'll hit a wall and slide down. That's the best time to see him. 
BAAMMM! 
Jaylene: Puppy Parkour... what can I say? 
Jane: What breed is he? 
Jaylene: Part Chihuahua... part Pug.... part retard. He's a designer breed.

by PDXJohnny99 April 28, 2013

parkography

The science of locating a parking spot. Can also be used as a verb to describe the ease and quality of parking in an area.

How's the parkography in your area?,
Let's take the bus because that area has poor parkography.

by Stanley Kingman December 26, 2008

poo parlor division

1. The act of self defecation.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual January 28, 2006

parlor trick

cheap magician trick

that guy dave from M.L.King High is now doing parlor tricks on the corner of lexington and fifth. what a chump.

by amol May 1, 2004

Dead Parrot

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

by Spiffy Hamster March 28, 2004

Roblox Parkour

The worst game ever made. A game made for physically retarded people who waste away clicking their keyboard flying around the map and being stupid in the Discord.

“I found this game, it’s called Roblox parkour”
“Oh I bet it’s garbage”

by Whaaat whaat whaaa lol May 24, 2021

myspace parrot

An unoriginal myspacer that repeats/copies names, quotes, etc. from another's page. This is usually an attempt done to try to annoy the other person, but rarely works.

Is a source of amusement to the party that is being copied, due to the fact that they know the Myspace Parrot is hanging on their every word. The Myspace Parrot views their page compulsively and obsesses about them and what they are saying, desperately trying to get involved in the other person's world.

The Myspace Parrot usually develops due to jealousy or previous rejection from the other person. This is typical of Ex girlfriends or boyfriends, baby's mamas, or middleschool/highschool students with a lack of substance in their own reality. This is the last ditch effort, because the person they are "parroting" have lost all interest in them.

Also see: Myspace Stalker, Myspace Loser and couragedotcom

Mer: Everytime I write a new myspace quote my boyfriend's baby's mama changes her name to reflect what I wrote.

Meg: What a myspace parrot! I guess it's not very busy at Fantastic Freds today.

Mer: I know, she is obsessed with me and him. I think she is still pissed that he dumped her ass.

by Meredith (Miss M) December 6, 2006