Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

by menelaos June 17, 2009

Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

by Karen January 31, 2017

parking lot hero

When you can't get greasy at home or up a dirt road so you do it in public parking lots.

Did you see Alphonsis railing Jasmin in the parking lot? He's such a parking lot hero

by EWC2K17 June 3, 2017

parking party

(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.

Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.

by LuckyNumberC May 30, 2020