puma

A brand that has ok clothes but AWESOME shoes. They are comfy and light and great whether you're playing sports or just walking down the street.

My Pumas cost me $70, but they were well worth it.

by Eugenee September 19, 2005

Puma-ed

To beleive the lies of King Puma, even though you know they are false

Puma said he was gonna take me to meet Chuck Norris, but all I ended up meeting was Lou Norris, Chucks third cousin. Dude, you got Puma-ed!!!

by Beefstick January 6, 2003

PUMA FEVER

To have an attraction to , or love for, or a strong desire towards a 40+ Latina "cougar".

Inspired by Gov Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a conservative holy roller, who cheated on his wife with a 40+ Argentinian cougar

Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina has a bad case of PUMA FEVER, since he is willing to risk his career, marriage, and credibility, for the love and desire he has for his 40+ Argentinian mistress.

I get a case of PUMA FEVER every time I see Selma Hayek or Myrka Dellanos.

by TJinSD July 13, 2009

Pulaski

Another word for cops/police. Based on Fictional cop-character “Officer Eddie Pulaski” from Video Game “Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas”.

“Dammit! The fucking pulaski’s are here, we gotta get the fuck outta here! “.

by D-Maul September 3, 2018

puma

A young woman typically in the age range of 20 to 32. They lurk in the shadows of bars and clubs wearing the newest fashions and listening to the trendiest music. They mostly hunt in packs for a man typically younger than them that they can string around for the night and make there boy toy. They sometimes travel with a Cougar or two, these are there mothers. Be warned being mauled by a Puma is better than a Cougar or Sabretooth

Wow check out that pack of puma's over there, they look hungry for the chase.

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Pulaski

1) A replacement who is vastly inferior to the original.
2) A replacement inexplicably introduced and then subsequently replaced by the original.
3) A replacement whom people do not like and prefer to forget.

1) That Pulaski isn't even fit to get Alastair's coffee, much less take his old job.
2) Does anybody know why that Pulaski was only around for two months?
3) That Pulaski was such a pretentious, self-aggrandizing jerk! I'm really glad that he's gone.

by charliequack February 11, 2009

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 21, 2010