problematic

Secular wokespeak for "blasphemous"

The language you're using is problematic.

by MorRight June 30, 2022

Problematic glasses

Glasses worn by feminists and SJW'S in order to appear educated and intelligent when they are spouting drivel. Often containing no lenses because the only lense they like to see through is the feminist one.

"Oh look, here's another feminist with her green hair and problematic glasses telling us why we are all sexist"

by zennieied July 12, 2016

Problematic

Used by University lecturers to say they disagree with a piece of literature while not outwardly expressing that fact. There is often a long pause before this line is delivered often with pointless hand gestures.

Lecturer: I find David Starkey's work...................problematic.

by NagarPhunga April 3, 2017

Problematic

A catch-all insult used to negatively describe something you don't like, but can't describe why.

"That TV show is so problematic"
"Really? What problems does it cause?"
"umm... It's just problematic okay?! Don't ask me to give actual evidence and stuff..."

by L'appelDuVoid December 30, 2021

Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

by wldsznn May 17, 2016

you problem

Strictly not a "me" problem.

Sounds like a you problem to me.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 June 30, 2021

houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".

Have you heard of Yugsolavia space program? Houston we have a problem!

by Che lichni November 26, 2013