Prested

When a person is arrested for any certain reason.

Prested - Arrested

Malcom was prested by the 12 and got locked in the can for life.

by Rascolicious October 10, 2022

Pressert

A dessert dish eaten before a meal instead of at the end.

Ie: pre-dessert, pronounced pree-zert

I really want this tiramisu, but it I can't wait til after dinner. I'll have it as a pressert instead.

by M0t0flyb0y July 29, 2024

Pressert

What you give the kids before your delivery from Krispie Kream arrives.

Encouraging kids to have their own dessert that they enjoy, to allow the parents to have the bigger, better dessert and not share.

To jizz everywhere.

Pre dessert sharing pressert

by Svsgt1bag December 15, 2023

PRESSEY

A rather small puddle of ejaculate left after a bush fire.

oh man last night a left a pressey in allens backyard

by ohhhhhboy May 29, 2024

half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 25, 2021