Potato 

1.Potatoes are the god of the universe and are very delicious.
2.Used to discribe something bad about someone

Guy:potatoes are delicious and are good for you

Another guy:Hey you are a couch potato

Potato by River Howell July 4, 2017

Potato 

To hit, or be hit, by a potato fired from a Potato Gun.

"We potatoed Mrs. Grubkey's house last night. She's got a broken window and some potato remain on her front porch".

"Mrs. Grubkey's house got potatoed last night, I wonder who did it".

Potato by IhatemyISP March 16, 2005

Potato 

the carrots of the all time low fandom

"Rian's hair makes him look like a potato lol!!!"
"you're a potato"

Potato by Big Booty Hoe 666 April 10, 2013

potato 

a person who is being random!

Dude you're bein such a potato.
or
that was a bit of a potato

potato by Kavaror December 28, 2005

potato 

a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.

employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."

shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."

employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."

shopowner: "That damn potato."

potato by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

potato  

a vegatable

a potato is a vegatable like a carrot or onion

potato by usgvugusvdgh January 29, 2009

Potato 

1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.

2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.

3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.

4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.

"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"

Potato by _cheese April 22, 2009