Sex Positive

A complicated term for the word slut

Arienne: Jenna, how many guys did you sleep with during last night's party at Parys' place?
Jenna: Just 12 guys and 3 lesbians, Arienne.
Arienne: oh my god Jenna, you're such a slut.
Jenna: You mean I'm Sex Positive, Arienne.
Arienne: that's just a term that sluts created because they are cowards who are ashamed of owning their reality

by 74hr8eu8r December 19, 2019

COD positive

to be totally enthralled in a game of Call of duty namely the fourth one...
To be obilvious to the outside world cause you cant stop shooting people.
This disease can soon develop into having no life and no friends.
There is only one known cure for this terrible and lethal condition.... and that is to drinking alot and go find a party that isnt using team speak to communicate

Wheres Cody?

I dont know i think he's COD positive.

Whatev lets party!!!!

by dudeBro87 February 20, 2009

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

Sex Positive

1. Continuing to engage in erotic behavior and continuing to pursue an active sex life despite having been infected with a sexually transmitted disease, the term usually refers to HIV.

I'm sex positive, so I didn't let my diagnosis deter me from fucking Christopher in the ass. I simply used a condom, even if I were clean I would have because you never know your partner's history.

by Your DOM November 24, 2013

Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.

person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.

A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."

by rperazag June 22, 2010