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Hoodrat Poses

When a hoodrat takes pics on counters pokin out her large flabby ass, pokes out her crusty lips that are covered in cheap lip gloss, pizza grease, or semen. Mugs the camera like she finna fight. Lifts her shirt too show off her blubbers of fat or ribs. She usually is twirling her short ass burnt off cherry uneven nappy at the roots hair or her blond long ass a motherfucker cheap ass $20 dollar horsehair weave... that she taped in with yellow tape.
Sydney: Hmm girl let's put these pics up on facebook so errbody can see how good we is lookin

Vicky: Right homegirl. Cause I know you def tryna hook up with Langston and you already know Joel is my boo.

5 minutes later at another home

Langston: Damn, you see these pictures Sydney put up. She think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.

Joel: Right and Vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight ass shorts

Langston: Right, I can see that bitches hair.

Joel: Holdup... is that tape??
by Lemonsz Lemonade November 1, 2010
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Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.
Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!
by 0H N035! August 5, 2010
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Portsmouth

A town on the New Hampshire coast. Portsmouth has a large population of hippies and hipsters. There isn't a lot to do in the town, especially in the winter, so many adults go to one of the many local coffee shops or the Music Hall theatre. The kids usually either play sports, become alcoholics/potheads, or both. Most people in Portsmouth are rich or middle class, the exceptions populate the housing projects, such as Gosling Meadows. The high school consists of students from three different towns, Greenland, Rye, and Portsmouth. Nothing happens in Greenland, people from there do say nigger a lot though. Everyone from Rye is rich as fuck and believes that there a gangsta, when really there a spoiled white kid who has never been in a fight in there life. Most kids in the school are from Portsmouth and consist of skaters, jocks, lax bro's, stoners, and kids who no one knows. Everyone acts tough but the people who can actually do shit can be counted on one finger. In general, there are a lot of jocks, skaters, and stoners, and not much else. Also Liam Annis is hated by pretty much everyone in the school.
Steve: Wow, I'm so bored.
James: Wanna drink until we pass out?
Steve: Let's do it.
James: I love Portsmouth.
by ganja72 February 27, 2011
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possibly

also, argualbly, maybe, perhaps etc.

Means yes (but I don't want to admit it).
Did you sleep with that minger last night?
Possibly.

I might, possibly, have been massively wasted last night.

You wanna come smoke some tree?
Possibly.
by denzille May 16, 2005
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National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S. Don't forget your thicc Bootie and perfect Smile
National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)
by Boyfriend 😉 October 17, 2019
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Possessed

Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
by Hym Iam October 21, 2022
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poon posse

A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.
Janice was sick today; so Estella called up someone else from her poon posse for a booty call.
by nicostnico October 21, 2008
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