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Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
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Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
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Porter's

Miss Porter's School, also referred to as Missy P’s or Porter’s, is a prestigious all-girls boarding school in Farmington, CT. It has been chosen as the #1 all-girls boarding school in the nation, boasting the highest endowment of all-girls preparatory schools with upwards of $130 million. Dr. Katherine G. Windsor is their fearless leader, being one of the highest paid headmasters in America. Porter's is well known for graduating highly competitive, intellectual, and very well put together students who are most often accepted to ivy leagues. Notable Alumnae include Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer, Agnes Gund and Laura Rockefeller. Porter’s girls are well known for their lavish lives, often flying their family jet into the nearest private airport to make their arrival back on campus. Clearly superior to Walker’s, the official Porter’s reject school, Porter’s could easily run circles around them with their IQs. Porter’s also possesses the strongest soccer team in the Founders League, winning Class B, the Founders League Championship, and qualifying for the NEPSAC for many consecutive years. An Avon boy drools over a Porter’s girl as a Walker’s girl drools over hiding their shitty personalities through creating subpar social media platforms.
Avon Boy#1: "Porter's girls are so hot! I'll never get with a Walker's girl!"
Avon Boy #2: "Yea, I know. Walker's girls are total wannabes. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb their ego and jump to their IQ."
by cashmoneyflow555 November 18, 2018
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Pottty Porter

Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.
Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...
by anonymous September 13, 2021
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Porter

You're being a real Porter
by JKastle July 20, 2021
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Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
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Porter

My amazing friend that’s such a dumbass it’s funny- He sits w me at lunch and he’s really fucking amazing wanna date?
Yes No
A porter is a blonde haired bitch that is a dumbass
by Slucqie October 24, 2019
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