bring in your tomato plants

A way for conspiracy nuts to describe a disturbing event that is about to take place.

Near earth asteroid is about to strike the planet. Bring in your tomato plants!

by sholomar February 6, 2017

top of the plant

a term used to refer to exotic weed that is better than swag or midds which is categorized as coming from the middle and lower sections of the plant: a ranking system of quality and potency.

"hey man you want to smoke up, this bud right here comes from the top of the plant"

by BennieK June 14, 2010

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

pet plant

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

Industry Plant

A rapper or an aspiring rapper who's being influenced by a label or company to write and preform music in a trendy way in order to gain clout (popularity)

Oh yeah ,Ian Dior, yeah that guy is an industry plant.

by Simply Slang November 30, 2019