Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

star pipe

The Anus or rectal cavity. Primarily used to refer to the anus of a female, can also be used to reference the rectum of an effeminate male.

Guy 1 - So I'm taking Nicki out tonight...
Guy 2 - Oh, Yeah?? She's a complete slut.
Guy 1 - Yup, I'm so gonna stick it in her star pipe!

by Ortemus Prime August 29, 2012

ass pipe

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.

As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!

by dashiznit November 4, 2004

Pipe-sniping

When a man is looking at another mans penis while standing at a urinal

Dude the other day in the bathroom, some guy was totally pipe-sniping me

by Roger7gue3 April 30, 2008

Pipe and Slippers

A person who is old before their time. Often used to describe someone who marries young and is likely to be in bed before midnight on a Saturday.

Friend 1: 'Did you say that Ryan is coming out this weekend?'
Friend 2: 'No, mate. He's at home watching Gardners' World. He's gone proper Pipe and Slippers, nowadays.'

by Rickflare April 28, 2011

Pipe in the thot

To have sex with a ho...

" I leave the club with a bad one, head to my spot. Put some Ty Dolla on and put pipe in the thot" (G-Eazy)

by Godfatherr March 28, 2016