huntret percent

1. Unquestionable certainty with no basis in reality
2. Maximum certainty
3. Like 110%, but everyone knows huntret is max.

'Jimmy was huntret percent he'd get the job, but he had no qualifications and farted loudly in the interview.'

"Do you think the Cowboys will win this playoff game?"
"Huntret percent!"

"Do you think all the ladies will like my new Affliction shirt?"
"Huntret percent - can't miss!"

by Hot Caudle January 20, 2022

a handred percent

To describe totality or wholeness.

"Are we doing the bleep test?"
"Yeah, we are. A handred percent."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

Percent Down

When a woman romantically asks to give you head and/or offers to peg you, declining her offer will make her angry and will result in an outburst of anger which will get you gripped IRL

Hey, want some percent downs?

by Colt69420XD November 26, 2020

so percent

When something is so cool or good that it is 100%.

That zoot is so percent.

by Mrs Yolo Swaggins March 10, 2014

gorilla percent

10000000000000%%

I am gorilla percent that he stole the cookie

by Martin Luther the 8th February 09, 2024

Ninety eight percent

Just barely made the cut

She’s 98.5% your seriously lucky dude

Your friend is ninety eight percent

by Samosaswiththamostas August 23, 2018