PTSD

Pretty Thick and Strong Dick

Michael: Dude, my friend has PTSD.
Justin: Oh, that's sad.
Michael: Yeah, a Pretty Thick and Strong DICK.

by thespongeyaids May 27, 2015

patsan

Russian slang for "kid", typically used in a derogatory way to those younger than you.

I have work tomorrow, leave me alone patsan

by Ruski Snayper Cheeki Breeki November 23, 2015

PATD2

(adj.) when something is pretty odd, it is PATD2. Referring to Panic at the Disco's second album, Pretty.Odd

Ash: Dude, remember last Halloween when your dad dressed up as Michael Jackson?
Tom: Oh yeah, that was PATD2.
Ash: Psh yeah, don't remind me!

by Haeniuq February 19, 2009

PTSD

The tool used to pack down the bud at the end of your joint to make sure it’s nice and compact.

Friend: yo, got that PTSD for my blunt?

Other friend: yea man, I got you.

Friend: cheers boss

by DasFatMan March 20, 2018

Patsyqwerty

One kick-ass cool chick. Has kick-ass taste in music and epic tits. One fine mamajama. A real classy bird. Can usually be found kicking ass with a simple, "...and every-thangs", wearing chic sunglasses, rolling with a kick-ass crew, and has great kick-ass fashion sense.

"Did you see that cool chick with the kick-ass epic tits' last fm page?"

"Yeah, but she's no Patsyqwerty."

by Bubba Cook May 9, 2008

Patsy

A Patsy is a very old woman who likes plants, gardening, deaf and likes bringing little children into her house and raping them. She often blames the wrong people (mostly Asians) and a Patsy is normally white. She loves taking other peoples football and keeping it while she grows plants in it.

Oh crap, IT'S PATSY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

by PATSYTHEPEDOPHILE September 1, 2017

PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Stretch Disorder;
The act of eating a copious amount of food on Thanksgiving and developing stretch marks on your stomach such as those pregnant women get.

Those marks are from no baby, Tanya just had a severe case of PTSD.

by Bee_Moyla November 26, 2009