unknown in the oven 

when a girl is pregnant with the love child of unknown, a notorious message board poster

Hey, you heard Picc's pregnancy test was positive? She must have an unknown in the oven.

unknown in the oven by Hugh Jazzzzz January 19, 2008

Maryland Oven Roast 

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.

Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!

Maryland Oven Roast by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009

Curry Oven 

When you are trapped in a confined place with 5 or more indian people, and the overwhelming stench of indian body odor assaults your senses with the force of a freight train.

Dude, i was in the bus yesterday and these indian folks came in and totally curry ovened the shit out of us.

Curry Oven by Miamirower September 13, 2009

deuce oven 

1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.

2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.

1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!

2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.

3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!

4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!

deuce oven by deuce master April 14, 2014

spanish oven 

Similar to a Dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head.

That bitch just gave me a Spanish oven

spanish oven by KingLouieJr August 21, 2016

Smokey Oven 

The act of blowing smoke from either a cigarette, joint, crack pipe or vape into a woman's vagina, and then having sex for a couple seconds. When the man pulls his penis out, smoke comes out the woman's vagina resembling something coming out of a smokey oven.

"My boyfriend did a smokey oven on me last night....we aren't talking anymore."

Smokey Oven by Cunty McCuck October 29, 2017

Plums in the oven 

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

Plums in the oven by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010