tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up

Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm

by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010

Orgasmic Pinata

When two or more people have so much candy and so many energy drinks that the only way to get rid of all the energy is to have sex for hours on end.

Those two had about 10 bags of skittles and 5 energy drinks each, so they did it for 5 hours straight and called it Orgasmic Pinata.

by Nymphomatic666 June 21, 2008

post-clitoral orgasm

a type of orgasm that goes beyond Freud's definition of the mature vaginal orgasm. Clitoral orgasms were considered immature and a married woman was expected to achieve a "mature orgasm" , meaning a vaginal orgasm, when having sex with her husband. The post-clitoral orgasm is a contextual understanding of the four types of orgasm that a woman is actually capable of achieving.

the ability to physically experience a post-clitoral orgasm in which the woman achieves; clitoral, vaginal, cervical, and g-spot orgasms simultaneously.

by Dr. Sexpert November 4, 2010

Intellectual Orgasm

When you hear something that is so profound, brilliant, or novel, that it blows your mind.

Guy 1: "... and thats how the theory of evolution works."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"

Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."

by Sam Ryan November 1, 2006

pee orgasm

A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.

Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.

by Rey December 9, 2003

global orgasm day

December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)

A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.

don't believe it? google it.

<hey Jill, I need your help on Global Orgasm Day
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN

by mrwest January 4, 2007

female orgasm

Contrary to popular belief, it indeed DOES exist. Most women are fully capable of having orgasms if they "train" themselves to do so. Female porn-stars are mostly highly-orgasmic women because they've trained themselves to have orgasms. Most guys suck at sex and won't admit it because more than likely they have never been able to bring a woman to orgasm. Ladies, there is hope...but it comes with batteries.

Why males can't bring females to orgasm:
1) It takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to orgasm
2) They can't find the clitoris (VERY crucial)
3) Their dicks never stay hard long enough
4) They can't find the g-spot
5) They don't or suck at eating pussy
6) They're stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is STINGY and also VERY crucial)

Why some females still don't have orgasms:
1) They don't have a vibrator
2) They don't (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) They're not lesbians

Signs a woman IS having/or has HAD an orgasm:
1) Incoherent speech
2) Shaking legs
3) Flushed chest & face
4) "Squirting"
5) Lip-biting
6) Falls asleep right after sex

Signs a woman is FAKING/or did NOT have an orgasm:
1) "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
2) Cracks open a book right after sex
3) Bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) Not moving or saying anything
5) Relieved expression when the sex is over

There you have it guys AND girls. The female orgasm DOES exist.

by PS, I'm Black April 21, 2008