A straight guy that has is often mistaken for a gay guy because of his obsession with clothes, lack of guy-friends, love of the mall, love of trendy foods, or frequent use of phrases like "OMG!" or "She is sooooo jealous of you!"
When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?
for those times that you read/see/hear something and your jaw drops and you follow by saying Oh my God. then you think about it and realize that is an OMG moment.
nina's husband tells her that their friend cassie cheated one her husband kevin and got pregnant. nina's jaw dropped and she said Oh my God.
OMG OMG OMG n. prounounced: Oh-em-jee-oh-em-jee-oh-em-jee. Said by overly exited millenials, mainly girls, but guys can say it too, because I don't want to offend anyone.