Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.

Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke

by 1dchouseman October 4, 2012

nuke

a nuclear trained enlisted crew member of a submarine. Nukes are generally very intelligent with quick wit. They are extremely resourceful, playful, and notoriously lazy. They can usually be found thinking of ways to make fun of a coner or embarass an officer. Nukes receive extra pay (referred to as 'pro-pay') and bonuses for their training and this is a source of bad blood between them and coners.

Coner to Coner: "Man, I played Everquest for 6 hours last night while I was on duty. I'm just so tired now."
Nuke: "Shut the fuck up stupid coners, try working for a change on your duty day."
Coner to Nuke: "Quit cryin' nuke, that's why you get pro-pay!"

by frsu740 July 12, 2007

Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.

Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.

by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011

nuke

in MMORPGs, a 'nuke' is a ranged magic attack, usually dealing a good deal of damage. originally used in Everquest, the first 3d MMORPG. (not first mmorpg though)

WTF? that boss mob just nuked everything in the zone for 6000 damage!! >.<

by Main, 48 rogue. Guild: Drunken Horde September 15, 2005

nuke

Some nasty thingies that the government has, but that really leet hax0rs can also use to fux0r your connection, so beware!

You're being such a lamer you're asking to get your ass nuked out.

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

darth nuke

An annoying Star Wars fanboy who will bitch and moan about anything he doesn't agree with. This is includes:
1. The 'dishonouring of the Mandolorians'
2. Comics that havent been written yet
3. Anything else that might possibly upset his delicate little world.

A village idiot

Nuke: OMG!11 Teh Mandolorians rule!1 They are real and I am one and you are dishonouring them!112

by Pissed Off Geek August 30, 2005