unexistent
by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

your dad is a fictional character
by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.
Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.
by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019
