Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
by Hubala nana April 25, 2019
A guy that the loves laugh now cry later. Low ranking member of rgwm and mid tier for sbc. Can be defined as tall, big and fucking gay. Hide you’re daughters y’all!
Neil heji: Yo rohail you sexy beast wanna sing laugh now cry later
Rohail siddiqui: No I’m not a Neil Heji bro (ayaans a faggot)
Rohail siddiqui: No I’m not a Neil Heji bro (ayaans a faggot)
by Eissa rehan is balding November 23, 2021
Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.
"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."
by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013
by ZacAttak March 23, 2022
I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass
by Barriesucks April 02, 2018
The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.
by SideAirBag April 26, 2011
Neil Jhon is a very simple person, he is the best boy you cold ever meet.He has a amazing smile and he has a beautiful eye,and he was a servant of God .
I wish I had someone like Neil Jhon.
I wish I had someone like Neil Jhon.
Neil Jhon
by UnknownPerson1997 March 09, 2022