negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.

There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!

by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001

negative sideburns

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

by the wolf-man April 4, 2009

negative dick

a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.

Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."

by TDoc January 12, 2009

Negative Nathan

When your playing an online video game and someone on your team or the other team is consistantly having a negative Kill/Death Ratio, weather it be a friend, or the noob your pawning, or both. As a result in them always being negative you can call them a Negative Nathan. They also usually think they are the shit at the game they are playing, which is most often the opposite. Term works best if your friends name happens to be Nathan.

Dude stop trying so hard at the game and just play you Negative Nathan

by Small Splash August 17, 2009

Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.

You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"

by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008

Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

negative justice

When something doesn't go your way, especially when it seemed it might. The opposite of "justice

If you are into the brevity thing: "Negative J"

Hey looks like we are getting free tickets to the show.

Awesome!!

Shit.. The boss said i gotta work that night

Thats some negative justice man....

by Spinecho2002 February 7, 2015