NASCAR

A SPORT THAT MOST SAY IS TOO SIMPLE, LAME, AND BORING BUT THOSE WHO SAY THIS DON'T KNOW WHY NASCAR FANS LIKE IT SO MUCH. SIMPLE, LAME?? NOT SO MUCH
THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE OF AMERICA DO NOT LIKE THE SPORT OF NASCAR DUE TO ENERGY WASTE.
by TSsmoke14 October 05, 2009
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A sport where rednecks drink beer while watching cars turn left for 500 miles
At high speeds
You want a beer while you watch nascar
by Nigger byte April 10, 2017
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The sport in which you drive around in circles, and make strategic left or right turns. A favorite amongst rednecks.
lets go watch some cars drive around. (nascar)
by ChingChongChung April 09, 2013
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Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car
You just dont give up do you sarcomax
by Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) March 08, 2003
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Driving left for 8 hours in a car with 1 seat
by Gracie Paul February 15, 2017
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As a true sports enthusiast, I can't say that I'm interested in NASCAR, because it's basically just a 'non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.'
by PURRfection January 27, 2019
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Non-Athletic Simpletons Crashing at Random
NASCAR drivers only know how to turn left and smash into walls
by hank_gribble October 21, 2012
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