suck ur nan

The phrase you hear in public schools across Britain.

Boy 1: oi, suck ur mum
Boy 2: nah, suck ur nan bruv

by sockboylevi December 12, 2021

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019

your nan is gay!

used when u cant hear someone and cant be bothered to ask them wtf they were on about.

my OC's using this word lol

Illie: Yo so basically i sent a bucket of creamy water to Turkey and Amazon delivered 4 vibrators to a South American chicken which gave birth to the entire earth which is why myths exist-
Draggy The Dragon: your nan is gay! shut up! no one cares!

by cupcacatoesbakaguo February 20, 2022

Ur ded nan

Ok so basically I’m monky

Ur ded nan stinks

by Horrid Henry 🐌 November 9, 2018

nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

my nans bin

the best thing created since jesus. a lovely tall bin owned by somebodys nan.

person: you look like a clapped crab
me: you look like my nans bin

by yeetmeatballs August 5, 2018

Shuck your nan

The etymology of the expression "Shuck your nan". Is based on the common London based insult "Suck your mum", "Shuck your nan" is rooted in the term "to Shuck an oyster" or to open/de-husk, meaning in order to fuck someones nan, she is so old she would need shucking - or prising open.

Which is nice.

"you're a plum mate"
"Yeah? Well Shuck your nan"

by CumquatMay April 23, 2023