Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
by dp2011 May 29, 2011
Get the Tying the Shoemug. when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.
Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
by mike the mick May 18, 2009
Get the shoe fuckingmug. a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011
Get the shoe douchemug. by Suzi S January 17, 2006
Get the shoe modelmug. A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008
Get the The shoe is on the floor!mug. Indestructible shoes shield our feet from the mysterious substances that inhabit frat house floors and the endless hordes of strangers stepping on our toes. Their exclusive purpose is to be beaten, abused, and soiled by us and other blacked out college students. When push comes to shove, everyone needs a sturdy pair of shoes to carry them through the lawless land that is a college party and back home when the night comes to an end.
Claire: what should i wear tonight to sigma kappa lamda?
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.
by sheriff sprinkles April 20, 2018
Get the frat shoesmug. Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.
by lkdasjflkajsd November 1, 2010
Get the Flaming Shoemug.