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Indestructible shoes shield our feet from the mysterious substances that inhabit frat house floors and the endless hordes of strangers stepping on our toes. Their exclusive purpose is to be beaten, abused, and soiled by us and other blacked out college students. When push comes to shove, everyone needs a sturdy pair of shoes to carry them through the lawless land that is a college party and back home when the night comes to an end.
Claire: what should i wear tonight to sigma kappa lamda?
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.
by sheriff sprinkles April 20, 2018
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