Newb

new players that unlike noobs want to learn, can learn and do not think they are pros until they know they are a pro already

newb:how do i get epic weapon
pro:Complete the quest your supposed to do
newb:*completes*
newb:thanks
pro:welcome
newb:*becomes pro and helps the next set of newbs

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 4, 2021

newbaroque

Servant to the most magnificent shiba inu Tokjo. Known for giving treats to Tokjo, they are also rumored to be able to play the violin.

“I heard that newbaroque can play the violin. Do you believe that?”
“Probably not but I heard that his dog is adorable”

by emojichildkay April 26, 2022

Neward

Is the action of creating something that already exists on accident.

No matter how hard I try I am always creating newards; my luck..

by TheRealYogurt July 18, 2022

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Mr Newbey

A term used to describe a geography teacher that undergoes a lot of stress while teaching their students. They are also teachers that manage to ensure even the most chatty and disruptive students manage to achieve excellent grades. He really is the sediment of the class.

1)Hey did you see the way that teacher shut down the argument with the two girls? That's a Mr Newbey there

2) Omg did you see the Mr Newbey? His hair is so cool and his students are so smart!

by reevespieces October 16, 2020

Joshua Martin Newberry

the sexiest and handsomest guy you'll ever meet. great at most video games and cares a lot about all of his friends.if you get him as your man consider you lucky... he's got an AMAZING attitude and will never leave you or cheat on you.if you get into an argument he gives to shits and loves you to hell. probably single. he is also hilarious and nice. very charismatic so he has lots of friends. a nerd if you like them.

I love my Joshua Martin Newberry.
Joshua Martin Newberry my best friend!

by ololollloim josh October 4, 2019

newage

Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.

Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.

by rapmasta May 5, 2004