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muscle rock

A genre of music that could be considered a precursor to heavy metal. Sounds mostly like generic 70's hard rock (Foreigner, Foghat, etc) but imbued with fantasy, Norse mythology, and homoerotic gladiator themes. Has song titles like "We Accept the Challenge," "Steal Your Thunder," and "We Live to Rock."

The most well-known (and perhaps only) proponent of muscle rock is Jon Mikl Thor, who is also known for producing a string of terrible movies over the last 30 years.
Announcer: "And now, playing his 'muscle rock', is Jon Thor!"

*Audience goes quiet in disbelief as a 300 lb. beefcake runs out on stage in a sequined loincloth and cape.*
by CabronDeOz July 8, 2011
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Oblio Music

An album by Denver music artist Mike Colin
from 1998.
Gato Espacio and I Feel Bad (For People Who Don't Drink) are my favorite songs off the album Oblio Music.
by ZekeOZuela January 25, 2009
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Music freak

Someone who appreciates music in it's entirety. Doesn't have a favourite band or artist.

They usually know everything about any genre of music and can tell good music from bad music.
Guy: That kid is a music freak! He has Motorhead, the Mars Volta and John Coltrane on his ipod! and he can recite every single lyric from the first 5 Pink Floyd albums
by fincape October 3, 2009
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twin muscle workout

youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.
dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!
by RikkRokk September 23, 2013
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pop music

the only type of music known to man which features more scantally clad females in clips than meaningfull words in the lyrics.
omg that song is high in the top3 so it must be good...
by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 6, 2005
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The Sound of Music

A musical by Rodgers and Hammerstein that was later turned into a movie. Takes place in Salzburg ,Austria just before World War II. it focuses on Maria, a nun, who is governess for the VonTrapp family.
by anonymus= secret name November 2, 2010
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Muscle

Someone paid or in service to protect and/or do the physical hardships of another.
"Joe's got a hired muscle outside his bar"
by Alex April 28, 2003
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