Midnight Miner

One who enters sealed or abandoned mine shafts to explore or collect minerals and artifacts, generally under the cover of darkness.

Midnight miners had gained entry into the old Pewabic mine by using a 20 ton bottle jack to pry up the concrete cap.

by Toivo and Eino January 10, 2009

Coal Miner

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

by Absolutely Punderful March 9, 2017

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008

Munerate

Can be used as a synonym to any verb.

I will munerate you!

by jpooop June 16, 2009

Mineral water

Rich shit for rich people.

Dude do you have mineral water? Nah that's rich people shit.

by CovertMotion March 13, 2018

Emily Miner Fitness

A 'place' owned by an ignorant coward idiot who voted for Trump.
She hates anyone who isn't white and American.

Emily Miner Fitness banned me for no legit reason.

by YouWouldKIll4This December 13, 2016