MTV

A televison comapany that is obsessed with rap, and pop. they hardly play anyrock and they suck. Mtv also has reality show that suck (except viva la bam and wild boys.

Those stupid ugly fagot fuckin wigers like to watch MTV

by A person that hates MTV March 23, 2005

mtv

A bullshit channel that brainwashes today's youth into thinking their music is good and actually means something. Also it makes every other channel within 10 feet seem worse.

"Wow, I was watching MTV the other day, and I became so pissed at what I saw (emo, ect.) I decided to throw a brick through my television."

by The Door v5 (gamertag) February 10, 2005

MTV

the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore

dont watch the channel

by someone February 23, 2005

MTV

Stands for Music Television yet never shows any music except for maybe the soft core porno rap videos every so often.

Ophelia: Let's see what's on MTV! *goes to channel*
Tessa: Oh look more reality bull shit, what a waste of a channel.
Ophelia: Damn you MTV you used to play music.

by Minty Fresh April 9, 2006

MTV

A network that takes pride in exploiting people with low IQ and self-esteem.

MTV Announcer: Tune in next week for the premiere of Suck My Dad. A show where girls suck off contestants dad for a shot at a DATE with their sons.

by obolongo December 30, 2008

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 17, 2004