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Mattie the Mucher

Mattie the Mucher aka MDM
Mathew Caldwell is Mattie the Mucher aka MDM.
by Antonioevans17 June 22, 2021
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smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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open-mouthed bass

Sexual position in which the girl is getting penatrated doggy style, while the guy bends his index fingers into crooks and puts the fingers into her mouth, pulling backward (towards the vagina) on her lips as hard as he can.
"I was giving this sorority slut the open-mouthed bass last night and I blasted so hard I made her vag bleed."
by BradleyDC August 28, 2008
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mucher

More and better
Him: I love you
Her: I love you mucher
by Batzerto December 3, 2015
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moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.
Wow connor, you are sucha moocher
by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008
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Ethiopean Moocher

A person that mooches food off of you in the office and doesn't give you any of thier food in return.
Patrick Lancaster is an Ethiopean Moocher.
by AndrewIShilarious August 9, 2006
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Enculer des mouches

(Canadian French expression)

Literally « to have anal sex with flies » - Used to the express exasperation towards someone who concentrate over small and irrelevant details. ( Similar to Danish expression flyfucking )
- Attends! J’hésite en bleu lavande et bleu royal pour la couleur des serviettes de la salle d’eau.
- Arrête d’enculer des mouches, on est ici pour négocier l’achat de la maison.
by CastorCYHU October 10, 2020
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