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MOBtard

proper noun - A name used to disrespectfully discribe a single person who defies the set limits, rules, or regulations of any one other person. this word is used in many instances because it is based solely on self preceptive rules. someone who over attacks based on a set of hits per day, even if they are retaliating against someone else who are levels below their own level. a person who uses vulgar and disrespectful terminology like racist comments or swearing on someone else's page. Anyone who believes their own personal rules must be followed otherwise they are claimed to be a MOBtard.
this MOBtard has been hitting me 50 times per day for the last 3 days can someone take care of him?

some MOBtard just told me i was a fucking piece of shit.

This guy keeps hitting me day in day out and leaving comments on my page that i am a bitch, he is the definition of a Mobtard.

These people with this stupid ass 3 hits per day rule are just a bunch of fucking MOBtards!
by METAL BLOOD September 24, 2009
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look at the picture montage of his project
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Monta Vista

Despite large amounts of flack from being called over achievers and essentially NERDS. Monta Vista is not so bad.

the Pros
-I made many longterm friends
-I am 6 feet tall so I could find any of my friends in a crowd because I was at least a foot taller than everyone.
-Many students I knew managed minimal attendance and still passed High School.
-a haxor crashed the MV website for weeks on end.
-Finally the Administration was so Naive/Chill that they hardly noticed all the drug/alcohol activity.

Cons
-Besides the few Moderate students, everyone was either a Gradewhore or a Wanabe Gangster.
-Social tensions that were associated with race: race conformity, white power, wannabe gang wars (no one was hurt cause everyone was a wimp).
-A congregation of 40+ people at our local 711 to dispute inter-school rivalries.
All work and no play made kids at Monta Vista dull.
by Wine Man June 26, 2007
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monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
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Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'
by stephen montalto June 12, 2008
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Montaganize

To aspire to be a mannequin; completely fake.
Heidi Montag used to be a questionably famous and annoying person, but after she montaganized, she is is just a plastic annoyance.
by Just Die Speidi February 7, 2010
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Montage Meat

When you are watching a montage of a first person shooter, and find that you are one of the many gamers in the video that get owned.
Due come check out this guy's montage...ow never mind, im montage meat.
by PartTimeNinja October 19, 2010
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