Mooger

Describes a person who is slow, dumb, or doesn't think for themselves.

Alternatively could describe someone who speaks and thinks slowly.

Guy: Did that guy just walk into a wall? What a fuckin mooger.

by Borborboron April 21, 2022

Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Gooey mooey

Female genital parts that have become exceptionally wet and sticky from Sexual arousal and or ejaculation.

After shagging her man for 3 hours she had a right old gooey mooey (wet and sticky vagina).

by Quiffsniffer July 3, 2017

fug moof

When you stub your small toe you fug-moof

Hey did you just fug moof

by Fug-moof April 14, 2020

Anti Moof

An association of extremely sexy non moofy people including The Rider, The Nugster, The Chicken Connoisseur, The Jeojook and The Grunter.

The Anti Moofters are group of highly respected English men.

by Anti-Moof co leader May 22, 2021

Ronan Moffet

Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.

Ronan Moffet is my best friend

by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021

Dinky and moofy

A dinky and a moofy are true twin flames.

They were meant to be together in this life and every life. They are loving, funny as hell, and really good kissers.

I wish I could kiss like dinky and moofy

by Moofus dinkius December 26, 2022