moint

Moment in time and point in time

Pumps said, that is correct, from that moint forward, I will know all there is to know about vehicles. To that, Sars Jabes replied, huh?

by da sills monsts February 25, 2011

manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.

I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.

by Smoothie April 14, 2005

monitor lizard

Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.

(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)

"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."

by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005

Manity Fair

A grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends.

Guy 1: Look at that team.
Guy 2: They're Manity Fair.
Guy 1: They suck!
Guy 2: Ya but they're cool dudes.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Master P Nut February 18, 2010

moith

when someone keeps pestering you but you don’t want them too/ uninterested.

“ugh ben is such a moith”.

by summer_02 December 16, 2018

jizz moint

noun - the puddle of semen that accumulates on an object when ejaculated from the penis.

Bonnie had a jizz moint on her tits after I creamed on her.

by J-Willy P December 9, 2008

facebook minite

to go on face book for short period of time just to check messages or update status

im going to take a facebook minite real quick update my status

dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)

by sloftus April 17, 2009