Mofa

Noun:

A person who is both motherly and fatherly. Word coined especially for rock n' roll star Joan Jett- and may be used to describe any similar person.

Joan is such a mofa; she'll serve you soup when you're sick, and kick butt for you too!

She's a nurturer and a protector- a real mofa!

She's motherly, she's fatherly- she's mofa-therly!

by zahrastory February 15, 2022

MOFWIK’S

Married Old Fucks With Kids: younger adult couples can’t stand couple with kids because they no longer have any fun.

“Don’t even bother asking them. Those two stupid MOFWIK’S never go out anymore and if they do they drink ice tea.

by BillyBeer0719 August 21, 2022

moffended

"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.

1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.

Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.

2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!

Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!

by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

mofish

To slack off, or do nothing when you should be doing somthing.

Hey dude more work, less mofish please.

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy January 7, 2004

mofl

Masturbate on the floor laughing. Only used at the HEIGHT of laughter, to where you almost have an orgasm over it..

Person 1: HOLY SHIT! I just had sex with a man, whom I thought was a hott ass cuban girl.
person 2: MOFLBUS!!!1121oneeleven

by ictizzle smoke May 31, 2005