mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

minties

noun (pl): testicles, particularly those freshly coated with Gold Bond medicated body powder which contains menthol

"Matt, goddamnit, I can smell your minties across the room!"

by Werebus July 5, 2005

Misaiah

A typical name given to a lightskin boy! They are typically really cute but sometimes mean. This name comes from a Greek Origin.

"Man is that Misaiah? He's cute!"

by eshawtyg April 20, 2015

mastic/montgomery

one of the hoods on longisland winedance and brentwood are the other two and bellport also these are the ghetto oarts of longisland pot smoken weed sellen drive bys and shoot ups to.

i wanna go to mastic to egt good drugs but i dont wanna be shoot at.

by bob dole May 13, 2005

Mestizo

A term that means "half-blood", by defintion half Native American (Aztec) and half White (Spanish). It was created by the Spanish when they conquered what is now know as Mexico. They were attempting to make Mexico The New Spain. During there time of rule they interbreeded with the Aztecs creating the race know as "mestizo". So that there would be any confusion with people who were fully Spanish(White) vs half Spanish(Native/White), the Spanish made the term to catagorize the three. Today Mexico is full of people who look like Native Americans but in all reality a every few percent are Native American, most are mixed. For this reason there are, as they call them, "white" mexicans because some Mexicans have more Spanish features, while most have indigionous features.

What's your race?

Oh, I'm Mexican.

Mexican is not a race it's a nationality.

Oh, um... then I'm Hispanic.

Hispanic is an ethnicity, not a race.

Oh, then I'm mestizo.

What's that?

By defintion mestizo is a "half-blood" who is half Native American Aztec, and half White Spanish.

Oh so that means your too races, since there's only three, there's the Causcasian(White), Negroid(Black), and the Monogoild(Asian) that would make you both Monogoild and Caucasian.

No, because although we are both races we are only classified as Monogoilds due to our skull shape.

by The Truth. May 10, 2014

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

by jimbolinni May 13, 2005