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Miami Mouthwash

An act involving two dudes in which one dude fills his mouth with Fireball and makes out with the other dude, sloshing around the fireball in both mouths
Dude, Alex got drunk and gave me the best Miami Mouthwash I’ve ever had
by HughJass7580 September 25, 2022
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Miami Dolphin

When two gay men 69 each other at Sea World in the dolphin tank.
"Yeah, me and Steve went to Sea World the other day and Miami Dolphined."
by EntaMen October 27, 2011
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Miami Mudbath

When your partner sits on your cock reverse-cowgirl style for some anal sex after eating some bad black beans and rice, and has an explosive diarrhea blowout all over you.
Person 1: "Baby, what do you want to do Saturday night?"

Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."
by Charles Bukkake October 20, 2014
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Miami Meat

A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.
thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.
by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016
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Miami claps

I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.
Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.
by Joe that guy August 24, 2006
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Miami Dolphins

An American pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often pissing off Daniel Tosh and the rest of the fans.
Hey what's wrong with Daniel?
Oh nothing he's fine, he's just a Miami Dolphins' fan.
by Tom Lee-Jones white Jr. lll December 8, 2014
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Miami Ink

Verb. A term used by tattoo artists to describe when a customer feels compelled to give a detailed explanation of the significance of the tattoo he or he is requesting. This compulsion is most likely inspired by the recent popularity of television programs such as "Miami Ink," "LA Ink," and "Tattoo Highway," which encourage guests to explain the meaning behind their tattoos. If you are the one getting the tattoo, you can Miami Ink someone, or you might have Miami Inked someone. As an artist, you can be Miami Inked or get Miami Inked.
1. Dude, that girl just Miami Inked me so hard about that dumbass feather tattoo I gave her.

2. Jimmy just got Miami Inked by the dude getting the Sailor Jerry flash.

3. I feel bad, I think I accidentally Miami Inked the tattoo artist a little when I was getting that rose on my ankle.
by hipstershepherd May 13, 2011
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