Melons

1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts

Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Melons

Giant boobs

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.

by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013

spice melon

what fred from youtubes mother calls him when she returns from rehab.

oh fred, your such a spice melon!

by sabrina41992 November 3, 2008

melon miner

An offensive term used to describe black people of African-American origins, due to their apparent love of watermelons.

Person 1: "Go back to your cotton field and pick!"

Person 2: "Shut up, Melon Miner."

by porchmonkey101 November 23, 2010

melonpan

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Mellony

charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward

Omg you wanna be like mellony she is always not awkward

by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018

Dinkle melon

A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.

Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008