noun. A bad bitch who is right under NICKI MINAJ but above CARDI B
(example)
1. Nicki Minaj
2. Megan Thee Stallion
3. Cardi B
(example)
1. Nicki Minaj
2. Megan Thee Stallion
3. Cardi B
by reagant09 March 26, 2021
Get the Megan Thee Stallion mug.A stupid cunt who likes to run everywhere to forget the fact that everyone hates her and she has no friends. She will never in her life lay her bulging eyes on a man's junk. She lives all alone now, because the one friend she thought she had, left for a more expensive habitat. She likes to speak in abbrevs and make herself look like a dumbass. She ties used tampons to her windshield wipers for fun. If you ever see a girl with frizzy blond curly hair and big bulging eyes, you'd better run faster than she can because she's a bitch.
The results are in! The President of the Itty-Bitty-Titty Committee is....Megan W.!!!
Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.
I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.
Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?
Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.
I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.
Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.
I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.
Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?
Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.
I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.
by Emily and Kristin May 16, 2008
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Actress who, though not rather good, has gained the attraction of teenage boys aorund the world (dispite having a boob job, lip plumping surgery and a nose job).
Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.
Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".
Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.
This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.
Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.
Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".
Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.
This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.
Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Girlfriend: Let's go see a movie!
Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.
Girlfriend: You're dumped.
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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit
14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants
14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her
14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend
14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.
Girlfriend: You're dumped.
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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit
14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants
14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her
14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend
14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
by NadddRush December 4, 2009
Get the Megan Fox mug.When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks
Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?
Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.
Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.
by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007
Get the megaretardazoid mug.A girl who is way more attractive than she thinks she is. She teases boys without realizing it. Her hair long and auburn, and when she wears it down, no one can help but stare at her. She tries too hard to be nice to everyone, simply because she doesn't want to hurt anyone. But, she isn't the kind of girl you can dislike for her niceness, because she is so genuine. Megan has many talents like dancing, singing, and playing many instruments, but never brags about it. She has a hidden weakness of eating too much candy.
If you are romantically involved with a Megan, you usually know you don't deserve her, but you can't stop being with her because she is so addictive.
If you are romantically involved with a Megan, you usually know you don't deserve her, but you can't stop being with her because she is so addictive.
by Lollypop01 February 28, 2010
Get the Megan mug.The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely intelligent. She will be there for you no matter what, and gives you more than you deserve. She makes you realize all the good in life. She is your Sunshine.
Friend 1: I love Megan.
Friend 2: Me too.
Friend 3: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Megan.
Friend 4: True story.
Friend 2: Me too.
Friend 3: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Megan.
Friend 4: True story.
by M&M11 June 16, 2008
Get the Megan mug.Someone who is so nerdy, that they are considered meganerds. They really like school and/or get good grades. They always go to bed early, usually before 11 o'clock. They have socializing problems- especially texting- and aren't good at flirting. They are also usually scrawny and do not play any sports, (having an IQ greater than how much they weigh), but there are exceptions.
However, the most important quality of a meganerd is that they are very lovable and dorky in their own way <3
However, the most important quality of a meganerd is that they are very lovable and dorky in their own way <3
"Patrick is such a Meganerd, he keeps talking about school"
"Not as much as a Meganerd as Paul. He went to bed at 10 today."
"Yeah, but I still love him haha."
"Ofcourse. Gotta love our meganerds!"
"Not as much as a Meganerd as Paul. He went to bed at 10 today."
"Yeah, but I still love him haha."
"Ofcourse. Gotta love our meganerds!"
by m3g4n3rdl0v3rs13 September 4, 2011
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