Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014

Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.

1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.

by Papa Dupes November 10, 2010

Meatball Bitch

Someone who finds great joy in making the shitiest food ever for public events.

Dude, I went to the mass yesterday and some meatball bitch made the worst lasagna Iv'e ever tasted!

by Some Turd October 4, 2011

meatball

A fat Bitch who can't jump.

That meatball jumped like 2 inches off the ground.

by Kyle22 June 11, 2007

chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005

Spaghetti & Meatball

When two individuals are side by side, one tall, slim, and slender and the other the total opposite, vertically challenged and overweight.

"look at those two walking together, they look like a spaghetti & meatball"

by "ode" February 17, 2006

meatball

noun. 1. the submissive partner in the act of spooning. the person getting spooned by the ladle.

hey baby, i'll be your ladle if you'll be my meatball.

that's one tasty meatball. i wanna be her ladle.

by raunchy booty girl July 13, 2005